Seven teams make up the Unprofessional Mini-pool League. Each is one player, one crest, one record.
- Aurora Ascension — Evan · 30–10
- Nebraska Nightmares — John · 17–19
- The Hudson Hailstorm — Jager · 11–19
- Colorado Springs Crackers — Matt · 10–17
- Metro Menaces — Emily & Averee · 3–2
- Kearney Killshots — Michael · 2–2
- Northern Stars — Nolan · 0–2